Computers.

I hate computers. I really do. Unreliable pieces of technology that control our whole lives. ..If only they knew the power that they really hold. Oh wait - they do. That's why they fail. They like seeing us scarper around like mice on caffiene worrying about how we're going to finish off our assessments, how we're going to remember that it's your Aunt Mildred's birthday and how we're going to bid on that "totally osm" pair of shoes on eBay. 

Maybe we should go back to paper. Paper can't fail! But then I suppose we'd have less trees and my Uni course wouldn't even exist. Ha. I'd be doing Paper Science instead.